American Idol
I've always watched American Idol on and off. I mean, it's always on so it's easy to catch. Usually I don't get into it until we're in the final 12 (except for the year Fantasia won, I only watched the finale). I love reality tv, and my shame outweighs the joy I take from it. Plus, Misty & Jenny watch it so we have something else to talk about at work.
This year I have no girl favorites but only because I have class that night and I never can catch the whole thing. Misty assures me that some girl with brown hair who's name she can't remember is her favorite. That narrows it down. She also tells me Pickler is preco, and I kinda like Paris from what I've seen. But it's really the boys this year that I love.
Taylor.. oh Taylor. You and your jerky little spaz dance. It's so cute. And you love to sing, you love music, you love it all so much that I want to put you on a little platform away from this show. I hope you win, but if you don't I'll buy your CD anyway. (or at least download it) And maybe it's better if you don't win, Taylor.. cause AmIdol is the debil and they will steal your soul. Also, please, PLEASE sing a Joe Cocker song soon because it will make me *so* happy.
Kevin? Honey? My advice is wait a few years for you to grow a little. Side note: Get out of your house and away from your parents as soon as you graduate. Whooo, lawdy. That kid is gonna need a lot of beer and maybe a few hookers before he's cool.
David, why do you shake when you sing? Is it cause you're trying to channel Michael Buble's soul into your body? Well you CAN'T so STOP.
Will.. please let me pinch your adorable cheeks and give you a haircut. Did I mention you look just like Kevin from Wonder Years? I love you, it's too bad you'll be going home soon.
Elliott, you look like a guy that would change my oil over at Express Oil Change, but when you sing it makes me swoon a little. Especially when you sing Stevie Wonder. *le sigh*
Sway, the coolest thing about you is your name. Bless you as you reach your target audience, cause I know you have one. And it isn't me.
Chris, please date me or live next door and walk around outside a lot shirtless. Sing at my local bar so I can giggle about how sex-ay you are. You are so hot and I want to ... well I'll be honest.... I want to lick you in a few bad places. But if you get in Taylor's way, I will beat you down, fool. Sex isn't love, Chris! Sex. Isn't. Love.
Gedeon....... Your painted smile is that of a clown and deep down inside in the places I don't like to talk about, I FEAR YOU.
Ace, I loved you when you sang Father Figure but I wasn't feeling you last night. I want to turn you into a Ken doll and have you marry my Barbie in a lovely ceremony in my backyard. But let's not kid ourselves, Ace. You're very pretty but that smoldering "bedroom eyes" thing only works if I really *believe* you can back that look up when you get Barbie home. Let's face it, you can't. That's why you'll wake up one day and Barbie will have left you for Chris.
Bucky.. awww, Bucky. I know you want to be Bo but you can't, baby. You tried real hard though. If they don't get you a stylist soon I will be forced to drive there and cut your hair while you sleep. Now go on home and wait for the Surreal Life to call.
Seacrest out!
posted by Cookie @ Thursday, March 02, 2006
5 Comments:
I completely agree! Except for the licking part...
And yes, I know my picture looks like I saw the tape from that movie "The Ring." Well, actually, I did.
I have watched this show (or at least the final minutes to catch the 10 second recap of each person) every week and I still can't place half the ones you're talking about. Is Chris the bald one?
Ace, I know. He is very pretty to look at, and I know he means "bedroom eyes" with the way he's looking at the camera. But yeah, he thinks the look is enough. And, it ain't.
Is Gedeon the one with the huge set of teeth?
Kevin is the creepy 15 year old, right?
Sway I do not get. The TWOP guy seems to love him, but why? He a'ight, but that's just it. Of course, TWOP cannot stand Taylor and that makes me cross.
I'm glad David got sent home. He was incapable of breaking his own mold, but he was a cutie and I'm glad the girls got to surround him as he sang his farewell.
Ang is right. I mean, if someone doesn't like Kellie Pickler, they are probably a Nazi.
If TWoP doesn't like Taylor, then they can kiss my patootie.
How can you like Sway but not Taylor?! This upsets me.
And Shayla, I saw that movie, too. That's why I put *no* pictures of me on the internet. I mean, no amount of make-up is covering that green tint, and the slack-jawed look is *so* 2002.
Okay, Cookie, well I did post a picture of you at the Moxie opening to my Flickr account, but as promised, I cropped it so you can only see your eyes. I mean, it's cool hair! We need the publicity!
Are we still friends?
Hey, Cookster, here is that vid I was telling you about:
Guy yelling at his cats
It is disturbing, yet funny.
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