Sith, House, and Bullshit

I went to see Revenge of the Sith last night with my pal, Nathan. We had good times.

The movie was at least much better than I & II, which I barely remember because they were so boring. The first 5 minutes of Sith is better than I & II combined. It was cool to see how Anakin became Darth Vadar, I guess. The "I guess" because it was supposed to be about this great love blah blah blah boring terrible dialogue. You gotta make me "feel" the love, George. And the dialogue was awful and there was no real passion or chemistry.

(And just a side note.... Padme's nightgown with the pearls. Please, that is just not comfortable. You'd have pearl indentions in your arm when you woke up! I don't care if she is a princess-queen-blah. Pearls in bed do not mix. Unless you're really kinky, in which case a pearl necklace.. (shhhh, Cookie))

Things that rocked: General Grievous OWNED. Obi-Wan was the only person in the movie that made me feel any actual emotion (though if you ask me you don't leave your friend burning to death. geez, kill him and put him out of his misery). Obi-Wan's mount was sweet. Samuel L. Jackson as a Jedi fucking owns, I don't care what anyone says. And if anyone says Yoda doesn't rock you have a walnut instead of a heart.

But the best thing of the night by fucking far was the season finale of House. If you are not watching House, WHY? WHY?!!!?!?! Thank you Nathan for getting me to watch this show. I've been looking for a show to love since Joss left television. I've tried others, but no other show can make me love, love, love the characters the way House does. I want to marry that show. Or at least hug it really tight. And maybe rock it to sleep singing it a lullaby.

After House we watched Penn & Teller's Bullshit, the Holier-Than-Thou episode. If you like people like Ghandi, Mother Teresa, and the Dali Lama, then watch it. It tells you a lot of uplifting things about what great people they are. *snigger* It also had a group of women who seemed to worship a man and follow him, talking about how great he was, how he brought them all together, etc, etc. But you had to wait until the end of the show to find out who the fuck they were fucking talking about, and it drove me crazy. I guessed it was the devil. Turns out I wasn't too far off.

/end ramble