Yesterday was Liz's birthday, YAY, Liz! Happy Birthday! I went to join in on birthday festivities and it was good times, and good food. And I learned a new word, Grape-eee-co! I heart the Fleegans 4-ever.

I didn't get to watch American Idol, so today at lunch Misty told me that Chicken Little got cut and went home. See, I watched with Laura the other night, and she said that sometimes the judges will stop being harsh on someone because when they are harsh, the fan base gathers and makes sure they vote, and if they just say "Not bad" then they don't feel the need to vote. Genius! I think they did that with Kevin. Thank GOD!

And I had this conversation with Laura and said I was gonna blog about it, and then I forgot but then I rememered again. (coherent thought process? check.)

For some reason this season I've started to hear the American Idol judges in my head. Namely, Simon's. I'll give you examples:

1. I was on the phone and I kept stuttering, and it's like once you stop being a dork you can't stop, so it just got worse instead of better. I'm sure I sounded like a complete moron, and when I finally got to hang up?

Simon: That was horrid. A completely horrid performance.

2. Someone told me to shut up until they were done talking, and I was so shocked I just sat there instead of letting go with a neck snap and a "Oh I know you did NOT."

Randy: Yo, dawg. You know you're in the dog pound, but I wasn't feelin' you, bro. It was kind of a weak performance.

Paula: It wasn't the best choice for you, but you look great!

Simon: What an embarrassing performance. This is *supposed* to be American Idol and I feel like what I just watched was a bad imitation of a lamp post.

*crowd boos*

Simon: Wot?

3. I got a really good burn in on one of my friends.

Randy: That was a HOT performance. You know you in the dog pound! That was HOT! *barks*

Paula: *stands and claps over her head* You are one of those performers I just love to see every week. *claps with her fingers outstretched* (why does she do that?)

Simon: Not bad.

Simon is best for when other people make me angry or do something I deem as lame or "El Stoopid-O" I don't know why, but it always cheers me up when say someone cuts in front of me in traffic and in my head I hear...

Utter. Rubbish.