Them!
So.
I was in the shower yesterday, washing my hair, and I'm all "la la la" and I turn around and there is this:
It was HUGE!!! It was SO BIG!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!
Ant: *crawl crawl crawl*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ant: Doo dee do~
Me: AHHHHHHHHH! *smash smash*
Ant: OW! Hey! Ow! Ow, stop it!
Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *SMASH*
Ant: Oh god.. oh.. help me, bottle of Burt's Bee's Super Shiny Grapefruit Shampoo!
Me: AHHHHH!!! *smashes with bottle of BBSSGS*
Ant: NOOooooOOOoooooOOoo
Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ant: I was the master of my own undoing! *die*
Me: AHHHH!!! AHHH!! AAAHHH!!
Dead Ant: *touches my foot as it washes down the drain*
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhHHHhHhhHHhHHHhhhh!
*the end*
*bow*
posted by Cookie @ Friday, June 20, 2008
4 Comments:
LMAO wonderful performance!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW, it touched your toe?! Do you *still* have the heebie jeebies over it?! Gross!
~K
This is why we're best friends, dude. It totally touched my toe! It was AWFUL and I thought I was going to DIE!
I'm sure it's last dying moment was trying to bite my toe and inject it's deadly poison into my bloodstream to cause a variety of horrible symptoms - and it's fucking Gadsden and House doesn't live here so I'd just DIE - struck mute by that damn ant(i) venom, unable to tell my loved ones what was wrong with me!
Can't everyone SEE that??
you have the most shower/insect drama of anyone i know. you should get an award for that.
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