Weekender

Today, at lunch? I had a conversation that ended with this phrase:

"Oh, wait! That's not sex, that's tuna juice!"

Can you beat that? Yeah. Well. I didn't think you could.

Also please note that any kind of wild and crazy sex (where everything smells like sex after, sheets, pillows, headboard, ceiling fan..) will now be referred to by women in my office as "Crazy Tuna Sex".

I love lunch hour around here.

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I wanted to thank everyone for their support about Vin. Yes, it's hard, but I will survive. Just as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give... and I'll survive. I will survive. Hey, hey.

Obviously, Vin has gone off his meds, and he's making completely irrational decisions like having sex with models. I mean, what sane man does that? I know he still loves me, but you know what they say: If he's crazy enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go. I read that on MySpace today, so it MUST be true.

I'm still heartbroken, but I suppose.. that maybe someday....

Oh, I know! It'll be just like a Richard Gere movie, and we'll find love late in life, and have crazy tuna sex all over my beach house. And we'll learn life lessons, and our hearts will go on and all that. It'll be so awesome.

Then I'll get back together with Seth Green (we were on a break!) and Vin will go on and live his life as a more fulfilled man.

Just like ALL the guys I have sex with.

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Saturday night I went to this BBQ for B.J. & Barbie's anniversary. There was so much meat there. I've never seen that much meat ANYWHERE, EVER. They were very sweet, and they let me look through their comic books.

So like, a few hours in, I'm laid back in a chair in B.J.'s office, reading all the new Buffy Season 8 comics.

AND OH MY GOD. That's all I'm saying. (oh my god Laura & Liz, you are going to DIE)

Also, what kind of nerd ends up alone reading comic books at a PARTY?

That'd be me. Hi!

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In other news:

It's fucking hot, and I'm moving to Canada.

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