Weekend Hijinks

Leslie and I made a friend at the Jewelry Channel.

Because we've GOT IT LIKE THAT. You know you saw that coming.

He emailed me really cool Jewelry Channel Guy stuff. And he told me to "check him out" on MySpace.

And oh. I did.

He had this coupon!


Oh, Marcus. I bet you get ALL the ladies in the call center....

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I watched a lot of Ninja Warrior this weekend. I think we're in trouble. While all the Japanese men & women are training to be ninjas, we're just training to sit in front of a computer and click a mouse while eating Cheetos.

And we're sitting at home watching them train and doing NOTHING about it. We're cheering them on!

We're all going to die at the hands of the Ninja Warriors!

Okay, so if I married a Ninja Warrior, how much safer do you think I'd be from zombies? Like, percentage wise?

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I went to Trade Day on Sunday morning with Angie & Angelia. Here are some things that happened:

A guy hit on Angelia and gave her $4 to buy herself a funnel cake.

There was a guy with a belt buckle proclaiming to everyone that his name was Omar. He was VERY proud. And kinda shiny.

Okay, so you know how Trade Day always has a theme? You go, and on every row you notice yet another person selling.... whatever? This Sunday it was purses, bras and sunglasses. So many bras. I've never seen anything like it.

I bought some sunglasses. I learned that sunglasses are now called "hater blockers". You would not believe how much hate I've blocked since I bought them. I think they are magic. I'm wearing them right now. Try to hate me. You can't, can you??? I knowed it!

PUPPIES! There were puppies all OVER the place. Oooooo they was so cute, them puppies! squishy squish, wheeee!

We saw this woman pushing a baby stroller, but it had a goat in it. (yes. a goat. I know. I wish you'd seen it, too.)

These are the things I bought:

The best lemonade ever - 32 oz for $4

Hata blockas - 2 for $10

DVDs (Can't Hardly Wait, Thank You for Smoking, Elf) - 3 for $10

argyle socks - 2 for $1

an official-looking "Narcotics Officer" baseball cap - $5

I love Trade Day.

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