Hee

I was buying something online for my sister today when she called.

Hey, I was just buying something for you online.

Is it a bed?

No.

I need a bed.

Congratulations, but I ain't buying it for you.

What are you buying me?

I'm not telling you.

Where are you buying it from?

Etsy.

What's that?

A website.

I bet I can figure out what you're getting me.

I bet you can't.

How much you wanna bet?

10 bucks.

Okay!

Cool.

Wait. I don't have 10 bucks to give you.

See, cause you know you're gonna LOSE, sucka!

What about two bucks?

That's fine.

Wait. What about a handshake?

Whateva, as long as I win and you lose.

What's this website again?

Etsy.

What?

ET-SY.

Spell it.

E-T-S-Y

Epsy?

No, ETsy. T as in Tom.

Etfy?

E-T-S-Y

You keep saying EpFY.

I am not!
E as in EDWARD.
T as in TOM.
S as in SAM.
Y as in YOU ARE GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES.

Oh, that's nice. Real nice.

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