Misunderstood at Applebee's

~Well, you're where you should be all the time~
~And when you're not, you're with~
~Some underworld spy or the wife of a postman~
~Wife of a postman, and~
~You're so v-

Wait. It's wife of a "Close Friend".

What?

Yeah.

I thought it was wife of a postman.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

All these years, I've been singing wife of a postman!!

That makes total sense, they're such whores.

Well no! It's just.. I mean, their husbands are gone all day....

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