Dubya Tee Eff

I started one of them Twitter accounts. I done read about it on Dooce's blawg. I thought it sounded purty coo.

ZeFrank is on there.

And Snoop D-O-Double G.

Leslie started callin it Twatter. Folks, that right there might sum up why I like 'at Leslie girl.

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I just hung up with my sister, who called me already in character. We do this dumb girl voice, and so she called whispering like it was a scary phone call, only with that voice? So, I mean, I don't know if you can fully understand how funny my sister is by that description? But I can't stop laughing about it.

Oh my goh. I'm like, watchin' you and stuff. I'm like, standin outside your window and like, lookin at you or somethin... where'd you get those slippers? those are awesome!

Yeah, well.. it was funny if you're us.

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I tried to give my couch to the Salvation Army. They showed up, took a look at it, and said "No thanks."

Okay it's not THAT bad. Dang... I didn't know the Salvation Army was all about hurting a girl's feelings.

I was slightly mollified by the fact that my dad lied and told them my air conditioner works, so they took it out of the window for me.

I mean, it sort of works. It turns on, but it doesn't really get what you could call COLD. And it makes a clicking noise.

But other than that, it runs like a top.

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Angie made me go get my taxes done, and I did, and I'm actually getting back money instead of the usual punch in the gut. I KNOW! I almost kissed her tax man right on the mouth.

I'm actually still considering it.

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