She is the Clorax: She Speaks for the Douche

I have started taking Prozac. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Cookie! How could a doctor prescribe you something like that, you are the most sane, well-rounded person I've ever met! Also, you have nice hair." (Word. I go to The Moxie.)

It's just a trial run for now. I had to take half a dose for a week and I just upped it to a full dose a few days ago. I think that it's making me sick, as I projectiled sweet tea all over my bathroom yesterday. It was not as fun as it sounds.

Today I looked up the side effects online and I found out that it does indeed cause nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. Wheeeee! WHEEEEEEE!!

I kept reading and it's prescribed for a lot of different reasons, one of which is Bulimia. So... you're prescribing something for bulimia that causes... nausea and vomiting?

Anyone?

Another side effect? It can cause Anorexia. Is it just me, or does that seem like it may be the wrong thing to give to a bulimic?

But seriously, Anorexia! Finally - a side effect I can get behind.

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Yesterday in the car:

Angie: I went to Save-A-Lot yesterday, and while I was checking out the check-out girl started talking to me about bleach. She went on and on about how much she loved bleach. I was like "Yeah, I clean my bathroom with it." and she was all "Oh, I use it for everything. I put it in my bathwater. I even put it in my douche!"

Me & Dana Dane: Whaaat?

Angie: Yeah! She said "Oooh, and yesterday, girl... I usually just put a little in there, but yesterday I used too much and it burned! I was like "Oh Jesus, if I done hurt myself then help me!"

Dana: What did you SAY?

Angie: I said "Yo' shit's gonna fall out."

Me: You did not! *hours of laughing*

Angie: Oh, I did. I just looked at her right in the face and said "Your shit's gonna fall out. Cause it IS!"

Me: Oh my lawd, she done burned her cootch all up!

Dana: I'm telling everyone this story. Everyone!

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Today we made Angie tell Celeste (cause I cannot get enough of Angie saying "Yo' shit's gonna fall out.") and Celeste said "She's using Clorotch."

I love my friends.

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