Sunday, March 02, 2008

The More You Know

Febreeze air freshener does not kill spiders.

Even if you stand there and spray for several seconds directly at the spider.

Screaming does not help.

Eventually, the spider will roll up in a ball and you will think that it's dead.

Yeah. It's not.

A few minutes later it will uncurl itself and start crawling away.

Don't get me wrong. It's slower than it was before.

But it's still ALIVE.

More Febreeze will not help.

At all.

It does make the spider smell really good, though.

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5 Comments:

Blogger woodlayson said...

Right now, I am laughing the laugh that one can only laugh who has tried this very thing.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! In the future people will wonder how it came to be that spider bites produce super heros whose power is the ability to abolish odors.

~K

8:49 PM  
Blogger David Finlayson said...

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10:46 PM  
Blogger David Finlayson said...

febreeze is a spider-chic magnet
now all that spider needs
is a gold chain
a some good spider-chic pick up lines

10:46 PM  
Blogger RODRIGUEZ said...

nah.....a gold fang.

7:25 AM  

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