King Solomon as.. The Bachelor

Last night, Leslie asked me: What if there was, unbeknownst to the producers at VH1, a volcano nearby to the Flavor of Love house, and it erupted and perfectly preserved the house and all it's contents like Pompeii. Then centuries later, they uncovered it. What would they think about our civilization?

They would think Flavor Flav was our King.

King Flav was bedecked with many jewels that he could use to punch you in yo' face. His mythical golden grill signified his station in life. He wore a viking helmet because he was a great warrior.

King Flav had many concubines, and fathered seven children.

King Flav always knew what time it was, dawg. Yeahhh, boyyy.

Are you guys scared, too? Or is it just me?