Can't Top It

I haven't blogged because what can POSSIBLY follow a story about douching with bleach?

Here is a little known fact about me to distract you:

I cry everytime I watch Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit.

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I'm working on a Gone With the Wind song title about the scene where Rhett shows up after Frank dies and Scarlett is drunk and he can tell and he gives her the bonnet but she puts it on backwards because she isn't in touch with the newest fashions? And then he asks her to marry him even though it's totally not appropriate but when did Scarlett ever really care about that?

You guys remember that? No? Just me, then...

It goes a little something like: "Baby, I Can Always Tell When You Been Drinkin' Cause You Put Your Bonnet on Backwards"

Or maybe it should be: "Put Down the Scotch And Marry Me"

Or: "Darlin, You Look Good Enough to Marry When You Wear That Bonnet Backwards"

If it was a rap song, it could be something like "Back that Bonnet Up, You Drunk Ass Ho"

I mean, I don't know. Like I said, I'm working on it.

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