Thursday Night Menstrual Madness

I skipped my period for several months, and now my body has decided that I need to make up for it. I have a period every two weeks.


I'll wait while you file that in your "Didn't Need to Know" file.


I tell you that up front because I think it's causing me to be crazy. Crazier than usual, I mean. So, I want you to take a minute and just close your eyes and thank the heavens that you aren't married to me.


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The hormones made me have the weirdest dreams last night. In the first one, I was at a party being thrown for me. I had a cool pink throne that I sat on, and I was presented with three crowns. I kept changing the one I was wearing, and later on I noticed that Scottie & Kris stole the other two. And they looked BETTER in them than I did.


People kept bringing trays of food and wine - even though I don't drink wine, it was awesome in my dream - and everyone was asking me if they could get me anything. Then I got presents!


So... I'm just saying... a party like that would be totally awesome. If anyone wanted to throw me one..... it would be like.. the best party ever.


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FINE! I didn't want to marry you ANYWAY!

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