No Kidding

I called this guy that I'm fairly familiar with to let him know he got a house that he & his wife bid on. After we got the business out of the way, we had this conversation:

Him: So, how are you, Cookie?

Me: I'm good! How are you doing?

Him: Good, good. Keeping my health up.

Me: That's good.

Him: I take a lot of supplements.

Me: Oh.. that's good.

Him: Blah blah something something, I take Iodine.

Me: Yeah?

Him: Yeah. While I was just walking around today, I saw two people with goiters.

Me: Ew...

Him: Wisconsin is the goiter capitol of the world.

Me: Wow. I did not know that.

Him: I don't know why I'm telling you this.

Me: Hey, if you didn't tell me, who would?

Him: Exactly, who would? Iodine is very important.

Me: So, how would one get more Iodine in their diet?

Him: Well, you know, you'd think it was salt, a lot of people have that misconception. But you can just get it from your pharamacy.

Me: Cool.

Him: If you go to Dr. Mercola online, and follow just a few of his tips, you'd feel a lot better.

Me: Dr. Mercola, huh? Alright!

Him: Okay, I'm going to stop talking to you about this now.

Me: Okay!

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WISCONSIN IS THE GOITER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!!!

I am so happy someone said that to me today.

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