THIS IS MY LIFE, PLEASE KILL ME

Him: Was your name?

Me: Cookie.

Him: Wha?

Me: Cookie.

Him: I can' unnerstand. You say again?

Me: Coo-kie. Like the chocolate chip?

Him: You spell for me.

Me: C-O-O-K-I-E

Him: C-O-O... K-.. E-I?

Me: No, I-E

Him: Ah! Ah, yes I have it now. Kiniki.

Me: Great!

Him: Where you from, Kiniki?

Me: Alabama.

Him: Ahhhh, Albana....

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