Murphy's Trip to Virginia

This is Murphy, in the backseat on the way home from Virginia. He's sporting Emmett's hand-me-down jacket. Thank you, Emmett, for the loaner. It was c-c-cold in Virginia.

He's sleeping on a blanket he fell in love with at Kellie's house. She couldn't bear to make Murphy part with it, so she gave it to him. He is such a pimp. Also, you can barely tell, but he's wearing a pink lei. We'd attended Kellie's LOST theme party for the season premiere. I just couldn't take the lei off, because it made me laugh. Sorry, Murph.

The best part was that Murphy seduced Kellie's dogs, both of them! First it was Sammy, who is a border collie mix. He tried to hump her ribs, and Kellie made fun of him for his aim. He moved around to her head and looked back at Kellie like "How's my aim now, bitch???" Then he tried to hump Sammy's ear. The rest of the vacation was spent talking about "fucking someone in the ear".

Shut up, or I will fuck you in the ear.
Don't make me fuck you in your ear.
Do you know who you're messing with? I will fuck your EAR!

Unfortunately, he eventually figured out what to do, and the result was a giant doggie boner, so big that he couldn't walk. It was as big as one of his legs. I was grossed out and proud at the same time.

Later on in the week, he broke through Willow's defenses. Willow is a gorgeous cocker spaniel mix who is a little closer to his size. (and a little closer to the ground) He tried to hump her, but she wouldn't have any of that. She humped him instead. (you go, girl!)

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