It Was Like, "Ka-BOOM!"
As you may or may not know, Shia LaBeouf is one of my boyfriends. I know he's young, but I'm okay with that if the law is. Leslie & I watched "Eagle Eye" last night. She fell in love with him while we were watching it. She was kind enough to concede that I was in love with him first. (unlike Kelly Fish, who gives me no props for being all aboard the Seth Rogen train when it pulled out of the station)
Anyway, during the course of the movie, we took to calling him "Le Boo-Boo". You may borrow this term as you see fit, since no one knows how to pronounce his last name, anyways.
Les is looking forward to later on when he starts doing indie films so he can find himself. I'm looking forward to him taking his shirt off. I've done the math, and I think I'm ready to see him with his shirt off in two movies. I don't want to see him sans shirt in the next Transformers movie. It's too much, with the Transformers being linked in my brain to being a kid, and him being so much younger in the first movie. I'd actually rather see Megan Fox topless, though I don't think that's gonna happen.
I give Eagle Eye 3 stars. 2 and 1/2 of those stars are for Le Boo-Boo, and the other 1/2 star is for the explosions. They were big, y'all.
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Let the records show that I am not opposed to Le Bou Bou finding himself AND going shirtless in the same indie film in which he finds himself. You know, two birds, one stone, all that.
...Is it too much to ask for maybe an 'oops my towel is drooping too low in the back & my crack is showing' shot?
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