Now I Blog Me Down to Sleep
What will happen to the world after the last survivor of the Holocaust dies? And then the Civil Rights Movement of the 60's becomes something we only know about from our great-grandparents and what we learn about in school? Will that mean we're a better civilization, or just destined to repeat the same mistakes for a new type of minority? What would that new type of minority be? Zombies. Of course. It could be fucking vampires, but now they're just soooo popular. Everyone just looooves vampires. It should be geeks. Knowledge finally is power and we kill all the dumb people. Oh shit...
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Rock of Love is on it's 3rd cycle. Bret Michaels has tried three times to find "love" and can't. And he's got a production team and casting directors. No WONDER I can't find love. I need someone to adjust my lighting and edit me favorably. I guess that's what eHarmony is, sorta. Man, I wonder if eHarmony will offer an upgrade one day, and you'll get your own reality show. That'll be like, how we meet people. Our own reality show, which we'll broadcast on our own blogchannel, until the information just makes our heads explode and dogs take over the world. Or VAMPIRES. Fucking vampires.
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posted by Cookie @ Monday, December 01, 2008
2 Comments:
Sean wants me to take him to the Holocaust museum. I wonder, is he too young for that? I read The Diary of Anne Frank when I was about his age and that alone was almost too much to wrap my head around.
Why not geek vampires? There's an untapped genre there somewhere. Freaks & Geeks meets Buffy The Vampire Slayer, or maybe Superbad meets Twilight.
fucking vampires. gah, you said it.
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