Coast-to-Coast Cookie Love

There is this guy calling me too many times a day. He’s from California, but right now he’s in Hawaii, because “he has a house there”. He WON’T STOP calling me. I finally started ignoring his calls so I could get work done, and the calls just kept coming in over & over. Then he just started calling my co-workers & asking for me.

He wants me to call him “Crumble”. Because he says we’re a team. Cookie & Crumble.

I did not make that up.

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My Jersey boyfriend called today. He was agitated about the closing agency. While he’s telling me all about it, I hear a female voice in the background, and he stops griping long enough to say “What’s up?” and then goes back to bitching. So, I tell him I’m gonna transfer him over to the Closing Dept to the girl who has his file, April.

April can’t take the call, so I come back and tell him I’m sending him to voicemail. He says, “Cookie. I ain’t goin’ to no more voicemails.” and then he tells me more about how he hates the closing agency. I call April again and tell her he’s GOTTA talk to her right NOW, so she takes the call.

At lunch, April tells me it was a nightmare. She said he was yelling that he wanted his money back from the closing agency, and if he didn’t get it “someone was going in a coffin TODAY”. Apparently, he’s threatened the people at the listing agency, and they are scared of him. So much so, that while April was on the phone with him, she got emails from them requesting that the closing agency cancel the sale & return his money immediately for the safety of the staff. He asked April where the closing agency was, and she told him, and he said “I know where that is. I’m gonna go there, and if I don’t walk out with my money someone is gonna be dead.”

The good news is, he’s not mad at our company. He still likes us. Especially me.. *hair flip*

But seriously, who do you think that girl was in the background he said “What’s up” to? Do you think he’s got a girlfriend?

Will one of you call him on three-way and ask?

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