Where I Get Cooler & Then Not So Much Again
8 year old Katie: I helped Nicholas pick out his haircut!
Her 15 year old brother, Nicholas: Yeah.
Katie: The other one was gay.
Me: It was gay?
Nicholas: Yeah
Katie: Dad picked it out.
Nicholas: It was kind of emo.
Me: Emo?
Nicholas: Yeah.
Katie: Yeah, it was emo.
Nicholas: This is more "Scene"
Me: Scene?
Nicholas: Yeah.
Me: Oh. Um, I'm going to a punk concert in D.C. next month.
Nicholas: Yeah? Who?
Me: Anti-Flag
Nicholas: OHMYGOD I've seen them live, who are they with?
Me: Oh, uh.. I dunno. I really just barely know who Anti-Flag is.
Nicholas: OHMYGOD they were so good live, and especially if they're with
Me: Yeah. Uh, can you burn me one?
Then the stress ball I was playing around with exploded, pink rain fell all over my monitor, keyboard, and myself, and Nicholas almost peed his pants laughing.
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So, I'm going to an Anti-Flag concert in Washington D.C. on January 20th. I'll be near history in the making.
If I die there, y'all take care of Murphy, will ya?
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What is "Scene"??? I know what emo is, but what is SCENE? And how is there a different haircut? It all goes in their eyes, so how do you know the difference between a "scene" haircut, and an "emo" haircut???
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3 Comments:
~You made a 15-year-old jealous. How fun is that? None of my other friends can say that.
~The A-F flyer says the show promotes "Applauding the empowerment of people through art/ photo/ music". Which is what you can tell your *other* friends if you don't want to sound like a 15-year-old boy.
~United Nations, The A.K.A's and Ruiner are the opening acts. That should *also* make your friend jealous.
~I don't know what the difference in haircut means. I thought it was all about eyeliner and nail polish? I guess I'm not BEAST enough to know.
Yeah dude, you are like, so boss.
Or beast.
Or the Ballz.
Who knows anymore, when did the chime ding at the moment I became an old-ass?
I do know that you guys will have a ballz out good time.
Ask not for whom the old-ass chime dings. It dings for thee!
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