The L Word

My friend Jessica is in town for a visit. I went to her mom's house in Anniston yesterday to see her, and then she came home with me and we (me, Jesse, Angie & Les) watched "The L Word". How awesome is it that Jesse watches the same shows as we do on Sunday night?

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Jenny Schecter is the bane of my existence. She steals the script "treatment" that Alice brought to Jenny to read & advise her on, and Jenny sells it as her own idea for half a million dollars. RAGE!! Alice tells Shane that it's like, totally official, and that if Shane continues to canoodle with the likes of Jenny Schecter, she just doesn't think they can be friends.

Half a million dollars!

Shane, of course, tries to refuse to get in the middle of things. She fights with Jenny the entire episode, pretty much. Between Shane & Alice, many things I wanted to say to that hateful bitch got said. "Stop slinging your bullshit at me, Schecter!" being only one of them. Alice is my favorite.

I loved the little test that the girls came up with to test Dylan. Not so much the test, as the whole "planning of". Bette cracks me up with the way she tries to shame everyone for doing such a thing, but then gives them ideas. Bette, I love you. Let's be friends!

OMG, Bette! I hope after you heard Tina verbally abuse her deserving boss, that you took her home and you guys had mad-crazy sex all over the house. Because Tina had allll the good dialogue last night. She was so uber cool that I almost fell out in the floor. Oh, and Bette? You were on the phone or whatever, but she put Kelly (Miss Jesse Spano) in her place when you weren't looking. Ha! I think Spano was surprised, but it's hard to tell because her eyes are always OPEN REALLY WIDE in every scene. Whyyyyy??

Speaking of mad-crazy sex, the sex scene between Helena & Dylan was ... hmm, I can't think of a word for it. I loved how quiet it was. You could hear the traffic outside Dylan's house, and they shot it in a way that it almost felt like you were looking in through the window. None of us spoke during the scene, and I don't think I breathed. I loved the intimacy.

But Helena, give me a friggin break with your underwear, okay? Seriously, we're supposed to believe that you wore the whole garter-belt, thigh highs, sexy panties deal to work? When will we get a scene where someone wasn't planning on sex so they wore laundry-day panties that have a hole in them?

The very best news in the entire world is that I thought there was only 1 more episode after last night's. I was under the impression that they only had 6 episodes to wrap up the last season. However, after last night's epi, they said there were 3 more episodes.

THREE MORE!

I was all set to have to say goodbye to Shane next week, and then I got a stay of execution. My looooove execution.

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