The L Word Blog

The L Word was good last night. I can't believe there are only 2 episodes left. It's like coming home from vacation and finding out that 10 of your friends are on life support.

I like that they're taking everything that makes us love (or hate - JENNY) the characters and magnifying it. Last night Bette was so charismatic, no? I finally got why she's sexy. If she got you in her sights and turned on the Lesbian Ray of Confident Intensity (she shoots beams out of her eyes), I just think it'd be really hard to resist her.

Don't get me wrong, I haven't fallen out of love with Shane.

(Someone get me a fucking notebook so I can doodle her name on it, GODDAMN!)

I hate Shane & The Crazy Jenny Show. Why are they together?? I hope Jenny dies soon. She makes me want to vomit.

Shane.. remember when Jenny tried to get you to throw "The Shirt" away? I remember that shirt, doll. Oh yes, I do. I remember thinking "Ugh, that is not flattering, she is too skinny." but I was wrong. That was back when I didn't know what it was to loooove you. She cannot ask you to throw away that shirt, it would be like.... throwing you away.

Also, you are too skinny, but in a perfect way. In a "this poor little puppy dog, no one has fed it properly" way.

Max, (the FTM? the woman who is transitioning to a man? Who got pregnant? Max, the pregnant dude with a beard & tits?) you are KILLING me. I am dead now. Please, please get a haircut and shave that beard. I'll meet you at the Planet, and we can talk about what an ASSHOLE Tom is, and how we should've known because he worked for Jodie, and she's an asshole, too, let's just face it. I can't believe he left you, pregnant & alone, without so much as a note. At least Berger left Carrie a post-it, ya know?

After I breakfast with Max, I'm heading right over to have coffee with Shane & Alice. Shane & I will give each other meaningful looks as Alice talks about this new girl she met, Jamie. We know better. We have heard Alice gush before. The tides will turn as the conversation moves to Jenny. My meaningful "you have to be fucking kidding me" looks will be shared with Alice. Shane will tell us to stop, RIGHT AS Jenny walks in to bust up our awesome coffee-gossip time.

Gah! She ruins EVERYTHING.

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