Omegle

Last week Alex sent me a link to a site called Omegle. Basically, it's a site where you can talk to strangers. You don't have to sign up at all, you just click a button and bam! Stranger!

Here are some samples from conversations I had:

You: where are you from?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: ^^
You: Cool!
Stranger: I Like to sing a song who says something about alabama
Stranger: Sweet House Alabama *-*
You: HAHA, it's sweet "home" alabama, but that's close enough
Stranger: Shit, I missed it. :D

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Stranger: hello there
Stranger: where're u from?
You: USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :D
You: where are you from?
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
Stranger: damn, I'll try get a chick
Stranger: cya
Stranger: take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: GO
You: GO WHERE
Stranger: GET
You: GET WHAT
Stranger: A
You: LIFE?
Stranger: BIG
You: BANANA?
Stranger: FAT
You: CORN DOG?
Stranger: what is corndog?
You: it's a hotdog/frankfurter, dipped in batter, and deep fried
Stranger: were in usa? see
You: if it's deep fried, it's from the USA!!
You: GO, USA! We're all fat!

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You: Bam!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I am a space alien.
You: What planet are you from?
Stranger: Heathen.
Stranger: They are not called planets.
Stranger: They are called Countries.
Stranger: I am in the year 4201
Stranger: Inter-galactic space travel is perfectly normal now.
You: there are heathens aplenty in the year 2009
Stranger: Yes. Is that all you want to know about my time?
Stranger: Because I can leave.
Stranger: You say the word.
Stranger: I'll talk to my alien friends.
You: No, I would like to know more.
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: What do you want to know?
You: I'm interested in your healthcare
Stranger: Healthcare does not exist. We are invincible.
You: How did that come to pass?
Stranger: I am 246 years old.
Stranger: I'm still in elementary school.
You: Wow.. do you still have recess?
Stranger: Well, someone had sex with a monkey, again.
Stranger: A virus got tossed around
Stranger: and, voila, we're invincible.
You: always the monkeys!!
Stranger: Always.
Stranger: I'm suspicious of all monkeys.
You: as am I

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This is just a small portion of a conversation I had with a guy named Aaron on Thursday. We hit it off right away. In fact, we are IM'ing as I blog this. We're TOTAL besties.


You: I do have the disturbing habit of telling my co-workers that I'll "BRB"
Stranger: that is a habit that we share
You: Yay, let's be best friends!
Stranger: okay, forever, you and I
Stranger: no matter what happens, we'll always have this chat
You: Yes! I've always wanted a best friend
You: what should we do first?
Stranger: hmmmmmm.....how about.....
Stranger: ping pong?
You: definitely. I just so happen to be the ping pong champion of the southeast
Stranger: and I happen to be the ping pong champion of the north west. Have at you.
You: what are the chances that'd I'd meet my nemesis this way?
You: and here I thought we were friends.
Stranger: when peering over the net, I am no one's friend.


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