Blog Job

I figured out why I've been in such a weird, pissy, broody mood the past two days when one of my friends informed me our period is about to start. We hang out so much that we synced up. Isn't it weird when women do that? (Angie got upset because I hang out with someone else more than her and it caused my period to change to sync up with someone else. It was like I was cheating on her. "What?! Your period is supposed to be near MINE!" I love her.)

So anyways, American Idol was on last night and it was terrible. I went to watch it with Laura so we could judge everyone because we're judgey judgeholes. Also, I like her. But back to the show....

What? Is going on? I'm surprised the stage didn't collapse from all the sucking going on (and this time I'm not talking about Ryan & Simon, snerk). I can't even pick on anyone too much because they were ALL BAD. Taylor didn't do his seizure dance!! Ace was actually decent which just goes to show you how horrid it all was. They had terrible song choices, but I found out this morning that it was because it had to be either songs by Kenny Rogers, or songs written by Kenny Rogers. So, that makes me feel a little better.

Just a note: Is Chris some kind of witch? Because when he looks into the camera with those big brown eyes I suddenly feel the need to not only vote for him, but have his babies and do his laundry. Gosh!

Random Thing That Made Me So Excited

Okay so you know how Crystal Light has those little packets you can add to your water to flavor it? Well, Koolaid made some, too. AND they have sugar. But 1/2 the sugar so it makes you feel like you aren't terrible. And yes, one packet is only for 8 oz of water, true. BUT STILL!!!

AND!!!!!

Milo's now makes sweet tea with Splenda.

AND!!!

California Pizza Kitchen has this awesome pizza with 5 cheeses, tomatoes, and basil.

I should go to the grocery store more often, but there is no drive-thru.