The Mystical Peni

I am the luckiest girl in the world when it comes to my friends, my co-workers, and my family. I never have to think too hard to find a little blurb of conversation that I got to be a part of that was just... so... funny. Angie got me this week, she made me laugh so hard I very nearly peed my pants.

But first? The set up.

My friend Joey is currently living with Angie while he's looking for an apartment since she has a spare bedroom. For the past month, whenever we can't fix something (usually the remote) we yell for Joey. It's become a standing joke between the three of us that Joey can work the remote because he has a penis. So at any given time you can hear us say things like:

"Joey, we need your penis to fix the remote!"

"Yay, Joey's penis fixed it!"

"Joey's penis has magical powers!"

And now that I'm blogging this I kind of wonder if I should.. On with the story!

Joey also has a crazy ex-girlfriend that says she's pregnant with his baby. When I say she's crazy I mean she is ACTUALLY crazy, and not the "Girl, you is so crazy!" kind. He has to work with her. And his new girlfriend. (Oh, the stories I could tell... and Joey finds it impossible to get angry with me so I could.... but I won't. Publically blog them, that is. But dude, totally ask me later, it's awesome.) Innyway, last week at work she was writing on his arm, and according to him he "wasn't paying attention to what she was writing."

Yeahright, Joe.

But the point is, she wrote "I love your dick" in black permanent marker. (yeah, I know) It's an understatement to say that this was a sore spot with his new girlfriend. So we had the following conversation in Angie's kitchen, his girlfriend in the next room.

Angie: I broke the paper towel holder.
Joey: I can fix it. I have a penis.
Cookie: Joey's penis can fix *anything*!
Angie: *as he's walking out of the kitchen* WE LOVE YOUR DICK!

....And then about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter and Angie trying to apologize to his girlfriend for saying that between wheezing....

Maybe it was just funny if you were there.

Nah, that was funny.