Question of the Ages
The other night I was at Angie's, and we were watching Laguna Beach. (she had the remote!) This girl is talking to this guy she's sort of dating, I guess, and she asks him:
Would you cry if I died?
Me: Hahaha, why do girls always ask that question? They *always* do that.
Angie: *pensive face*
Me: What?
Angie: I'm trying to think if I've asked that question.
Me: You have. All women ask that question, it's written into our DNA. We don't want to ask, we know it's dumb, but we just gotta know.
Angie: Would you cry if I died? Would you cry a lot? Would you cry really HARD? Would people worry that you wouldn't make it without me? If it was murder, would you swear vengence on my killer? Would you vow not to rest until my killer had come to justice?!
Me: I'd not only do all that, I'm sure by the time the trial was over I would have some sort of law. I don't know what it'd be about, but we'd call it "Angie's Law"
Angie: Yay, I'd have my own law!
Me: They'd make it into a Lifetime Movie. We'd have the last scene be in the courtroom when we got your law passed, and we'd all be cheering and crying. They'd freeze-frame on our vindicated faces.
Angie: Oh! After it was over, would you be sitting on a stool all serious telling people how Angie's Law would protect them?
Me: I would totally do that, but only for you.
So um....
If I died...
Would you guys cry?
posted by Cookie @ Thursday, September 14, 2006
4 Comments:
"They'd freeze-frame on our vindicated faces."
Of COURSE we would. We'd bawl.
cookie gives away candy...she is so cool ;-)
Don't take this the wrong way, but your funeral would probably be the best funeral ever. Because we'd all be crying and sniffling and then someone would tell a funny Cookie story, and we'd all die laughing. And then we'd all start crying harder, 'cause, no more funny Cookie stories. But then someone else would tell a funny Cookie story and we'd be on the floor again. And then we'd remember how Cookie's laugh always made us laugh harder and then, more tears. And more laughing. Et cetera, et cetera.
Yay, people would cry! I actually just want you to cry enough to show SOME remorese and not like "Oh I'm so glad that bitch is dead!" But then after 10 minutes or so you can start having fun again. Cause being sad is like uh, I don't know. It's just boring, or something.
Dude, I totally DO give away candy!
It's almost like you work with me or something.... so weird. Don't tell my boss I use the f-bomb so much! Or no more candy!
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