It's the Little Things

I learned a new phrase from a friend at work "I'm one sexual preference away from being a lesbian."

I think that sums it up nicely.

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I have PMS and an intense craving for chocolate milk. If someone will bring me chocolate milk I swear I will kiss you right on the mouth. Or, at least a hug. Of course, considering the PMS, if someone brought me chocolate milk right now I'd probably start sobbing all "You're the ONLY person that LOVES ME!!" On second thought, maybe I should just get it myself.

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All week, two phrases from different movies have been running through my head.

The first:
Hey, my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
No, my brother, you have to go buy your own!

The second:
I'm right on top of that, Rose!

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Me, Misty and Pennie walked over to Dollar Tree to grab a coke and chips for lunch this afternoon. I walked past a clothes rack that had a nightgown with this cute little cartoon black girl. In pretty scroll around it, it said, "Relaxation Never Go Out of Style"

For the life of me, I couldn't figure out if they did that on purpose.

Does that make me racist?