Reality TV Crack

I love reality tv, and I know I should be ashamed but I cannot help myself. I've got Bravo, which, if you love reality tv and are gay (and I want to be, so I think this counts) then it is the most amazing channel. They kept showing all these commercials for Project Runway, but I've never been much for fashion, so I never watched it. Today, I finally broke. And I? Am in LOVE.

One of the contestants was seen with fashion books in his room. Two of "the gays" were talking about it, because apparently this is against the rules. They were so upset about it, too. One said "It's a PATTERN BOOK, for God's sakes!!" as if they'd just found out he was hiding an Uzi under his pillow.

He got kicked off by the host (who I love times a million trillion) and they're all talking to him as he leaves. One of the gays asks him "Do you see, like how you totally brought this on yourself?" And he holds up a hand, and says that he knows he's angry, but that he'll be stigmatized forever by this, and ostracized by the fashion world, and will be the laughingstock of all this friends.

For having FASHION BOOKS in his room.

*love*

So, my heart is still leaping in my chest with joy from this, when the Host announces that "Keith was found in possession of some pattern books, and was sent home." and they all *GASPED* and there was hugging, and tears, and people asking his left-behind team members "How *are* you?"

I swear to God I thought they were going to offer counseling. It was the most amazingly beautiful, dramatic, gay thing I have ever seen. If one day I disappear and don't show up for work, it is because I've left town to beg for a job as a lowly production assitant for Project Runway.