Joel Osteen, I love you
This morning I checked my email and I had a new MySpace friend request from "Vin". This made me smile immediately. I thought someone had a pretend Vin Diesel page and had found me somehow because well.. I .. maybe mention him from time to time. (excessively) I follow the link and there I find that one of my friends has created a MySpace page pretending they are Vin Diesel. Not just that they are Vin Diesel, but that they are Vin Diesel and completely obsessed with me.
I cannot tell you how this made my entire day. For someone to love me enough to go in and do something so silly and random just to make me smile.. well.. it gives me the warm fuzzies.
You know I can't link worth a shit in Blogger or else I WOULD because it is awesome!! But you can visit my MySpace page by going to http://www.myspace.com/lilacunderneath and I've made Vin the top slot on my friends because.. HELLO! That is the funniest/coolest thing EVER in a million years!!
Of course, from now on, I will now only be pretending that this is totally real and Vin is in love with me due to my powers of cosmic internet persuasion taught to me by a Mr. Joel Osteen. To anyone that will not pretend with me, I say to you "Hey you, get offa my cloud."
Dude.. did you guys see that Vin is totally in love with me now? So awesome.

2 Comments:
I added the girl that thinks I'm really Vin Diesel.
Her bulletin is spam of smutty pictures of her in various stages of undress.
Should I feel awkward about receiving such things under the guise of Vin Diesel? Or lesbian, at least a little?
Okay, you are totally messing my fantasy up with that whole "she thinks I'm really Vin Diesel" B.S., lady.
And yes.. you are so les. But we knew that already.
kisses!
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