I'm so mad...
Y'all, I am currently shoving down so much rage I could be an honorary postal worker, my hand to God.
I want to turn into a cartoon character, say things like "rakka frakka" and blow steam out my ears, deliver a beautiful southern rant like Julia from Designing Women, fall onto the ground and cry until someone gives me a sippy cup full of apple juice and my blankie, then call Samuel L. Jackson and direct him and his righteous and furious anger towards my enemies.
Feh!
posted by Cookie @ Monday, July 24, 2006
3 Comments:
...why ?
That was my yesterday to a T. Next time, I'll use your humorous imagery to diffuse the pressure cooker in my brain.
dood. that reminds me of that Family Guy where Lois represses her anger towards Peter, and Brian asks her if she thinks that's okay and she says what's the worse that can happen. and then the "camera" goes into her ear and you see her brain and there's a lump and it starts singing in peter's voice, "i'm a tumor i'm a tumor, i'm a tumor..." to the tune of "Rock Me, Amadaeus."
-jp
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