Secret Messages...

I got this spam email today. My comments (in parenthesis)

"Like cures like. Alternate: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Truth will out. (who? Tom Cruise? we already know.) All of you that intend to ring, you undertake a dangerous thing. (you're scaring me. ring what? or who, if you're british. or maybe watch The Ring. sinister-y!) If you don't love yourself with passion, you'll love others with it. Passion is conserved.

The pitcher goes so often to the well that it comes home broken at last. (um, good advice?) And drinking largely sobers us again. (alcohol poisoning be damned! bartender! another round!) A jack of all trades is master of none.

Man with four balls can't walk. (he'd probably be in bed all the time anyway) A person is known by the company he keeps. Live and let Live A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Ignorance is bliss. From The Mourning Bride, act i, scene i, by William Congreve. Give a dog a bad name and hang him. All good things come to an end. Talk is cheap. Butter is gold in the morning, silver at noon, lead at night. (I.. what?!) "

Is it just me, or is that the weirdest email to get as spam? I mean, they aren't even trying to sell me anything to prolong my erection or help me lose weight, or tell me to invest in stocks. Now! While there is still time!

I hope this wasn't a secret message from the CIA and I just posted it on my blog for tens of people to read. If I'm found dead, you know why. Remember what they say.. The truth will out.