Spam

I just got this spam email. I wanted to publically post it so my friends will understand why I'm now going to be walking around saying things like:

Subject Line: Oh, you are not able to control your feelings!

Good day my friend! Think how wonderful it would be not to hear from your partner how fast you are to finish. Is not again the phrase you hear too often in bed with your partner? Probably you dreamed about delaying your bed finish hundreds of times. Come in: (insert link here) You won't forget your eyes after you finally gave her the long-lasting love. She'll go crazy about you!

If I'm lyin, I'm dyin.