Space Chips

I wanted to re-enact lunch today with my co-workers, but I'm really busy and can't write a lot of detail. But it was all about Celeste saying that Dish Network left a chip in her tv and now her DVD player's volume didn't work. Yeah, I know, it's insane. It just ended up with us sitting around the table affecting really thick southern accents and saying things like:

Yeah, y'all left yer chip in my tv, and ya need to come get it.

I know why y'all left yer chip in my tv, it's so I cain't watch none of my movies on DVD and you think I'll give up and get Dish so's I kin watch movies again. I know all about you.

It's a conspiracy! Y'all is linkin up on satellites and watchin me from space, ain'tcha?

Kin you see me now? Are you watchin me through my tv? What am I doin right now? *mimes rubbing breast*

You need to come get this chip outta my tv. And I *don't* mean a Pringle.