Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Great Life

I swear the reason I don't blog anymore is because there are too many funny people, and they say such hilarious things that at the end of the day I can't decide which conversation to blog.

Like, for instance, in the past week:

I've had two conversations about how many Krystals it would take for me to agree to have sex with someone.

I sang Islands in the Stream with about 10 of my friends while we put dread locks in Leslie's hair. It was so lame and fabulous.

I had a conversation today that included the repeated phrase "Negative, Ghost Rider" (seriously, you guys.. the more you sprinkle that into conversations, the better your life will be)

The whole "look at my face.. mm-mmm" thing keeps getting funnier. How is that possible? I do not know.

Dana asked me "Would it be weird if we were talking and I just started doing the robot?" which led to testing that theory out on an unsuspecting co-worker. (it was not weird, it was just really funny)

I had dinner at Celeste's house, and that's about 25 hilarious conversations right thurr.

These are things I learned this week:

My women friends are Phenomenal, just like the Maya Angelou poem.

I definitely know the funniest people living on planet earth.

Sexy is more about experience than appearance.

Someone can change the way you look at life, rock all you believed in to the core, and make unanswered questions all fall into place with one simple question.

Everyone should have dinner at Celeste's house at least once. You can come with me if you want.

And to close, Celeste informed me of something last night, and the way she phrased it, and her sincerity, it really made me believe.

"You are 30, it's a good age. Your 30's are about self-realization. You'll discover yourself, you'll define yourself, and it's going to be amazing. You're in a good place right now. You have a good job with a future, you have your own place, you have incredible, incredible friends, and you don't have a ball and chain around your neck. Cookie, you have a GREAT LIFE."

In-fucking-deed.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dood! i wish maya angelou would hang out with us one night, but also not really 'cos i'd be afraid to speak in her presence cos i'd say something dumb and she'd be all *sigh* and then she'd say something brilliant.
=jp

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved this post. I will keep coming back. Your work is funny, interesting and witty.Justi

8:57 PM  
Blogger Cookie said...

Ooooo.. someone called this "my work". That is so awesome. Thanks for the props.

If Maya Angelou hung out with us, she would tell you something about how you shouldn't feel dumb, because we're all here to learn from one another, and what you have to say is important because you are a child of God.

And then like.. you'd cry because she's SO EFFING AWESOME.

4:46 PM  

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