Angie's the Mean One

Last night after work I went to Angie's to do my laundry. She wasn't there because she spends the majority of her week living with her in-law's in Ohatchee because her father-in-law is sick and needs someone with him. Since her house was empty, and I'd had a really bad week at work, I laid on her couch and watched Ocean's Eleven. She came home to get some things, bring cat food, and mainly hang out with me for an hour or so. Only, work has my head fucked up right now, so I don't even think I spoke 3 sentences the first 30 minutes she was there.

Then we went to Wendy's drive-thru and I remembered why she is my best friend. Because no matter how down I feel, she can always make my painbow into a rainbow.

Angie: I want a #11.
Girl: Okay, but we don't have the red peppers or any salami.
Angie: That's okay.
Girl: I can add ham to it instead of salami if you want.
Angie: You know... that's okay. Can you just give me a #14?
Girl: Yes, but we don't have any pesto sauce or any red peppers.
Angie: Okay.. then can you just give me one of those chicken blt things?
Girl: We don't have that.
Me & Angie: *start laughing*
Girl: We have the chicken club with bacon and swiss...
Angie: No no, it's okay. just give me a #2
Girl: Okay but..
Angie: A #2 is fine, with a Dr.. uh Coke to drink
Me: A Dr. Coke? I *love* those.
Angie: Shut up.

Then we pull up to the window, and she says..

Angie: Hey, you got any managers, or are you out of those, too?
Me: SHHHHHH, they still have our food!
Angie: I'm just SAYING, it's Friday night and they're out of everything?
Me: *whisper* Hey, do y'all have buns?
Angie: Hey, do y'all have any buns???
Me: Don't say that to *her*!
Angie: She knows I'm kidding!
Me: Ma'am, please don't spit in our food because of her smart mouth!

Then we went back to her house and ate, and while we did she told me about the finale of Real Housewives of Orange County. We ate soggy, underdone fries, and cheeseburgers that looked thrown together, and decided that Jo and Slade were never really going to break up.

I was so content, I forgot to complain. I kinda like soggy fries, anyway.