I'm Down with the Bitches and Ho's

I've had a lot of fun this week. I have a lot of fun every week, I guess. This is what happens when your name is Cookie. You have The Fun.

I've got two more nicknames.

Drinks Magoo - given to me by Jaimie at Villa the other night. I had 4 (only two contained alcohol...) drinks sitting in front of me at the same time, all mine. I could explain how this happened, but it's all mysterious if I don't.

Quickie Magoo - given to me today by Dana. I was talking to this guy on the phone and he said "How do you spell your name?" and I said C-O-O-K-I-E. And he was all "OOHHH COOKIE! I thought you said QUICKIE!" (look at my face, ain't nothin quick about it. mm-hmm, you heard me.)

Dana Dane and I went to El Tap today. We got fake fairy tattoos. We're sporting them. It is SO lesbian prison movie of us.

While I was at El Tap, I got a text message today (a forward) from Angie that read:

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU BITCH! Today is best bitch day, so send this to all ur bitches and me if I am yours. If u get 3 back den u a BAD BITCH! LOL!

Now, normally I do not forward emails or text messages, but in this case I found it way to amusing not to send it on. I was going through my contact list at lunch while we were waiting for our check, choosing all my friends to send it to. I said to Dana "Man, I have a lot more bitches than I thought I did."

Isn't that what we ALL strive for? More bitches than we can handle?

And with that, I wish you a Very Happy Weekend.

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