Pampered Chef Boyardee
I know I don't seem the type to have one of those 'parties' where the sole purpose is to buy something. So that should tell you that either Pampered Chef is really cool and this will be awesomely fun cause COOKIE is hosting it. OR, I'm getting old.
What: Pampered Chef Party
When: June 4th
What time: 6pm
Where: My Work (if you don't know where I work, just ask me. please be aware that I will not tell you where I work if you scare me)
I bet you're asking yourself.. "Why should I come to this party? What has Cookie done for ME lately?"
You should come to this party because I want some stoneware. The more you buy, the more free stoneware I can get. I bet you were thinking I wanted you to come because we're friends, and because Pampered Chef has really cool stuff. And maybe because even if Chef Boyardee is your idea of a good cook, Pampered Chef STILL has cool stuff that will make YOU more like Chef Boyardee.
Or MAYBE it's cause there is FREE FOOD.
Or because you love me. And I? Love you, too.
But no, really. It's the stoneware. Now come buy some stuff.

7 Comments:
is there gonna be drinkin' at this party? or is this a non-drinkin' party? i just need to know what kind of drink i need to bring is all. i'm TOTALLY going to be there and i'm TOTALLY going to be late cos i gotta work, but i'm TOTALLY going to buy something.
-jpj
Is there a way for us non-local people to buy online from you? I'll spend some money so you can get the goods, yo.
qI think it's a non-drinking party, since it's at work. Of course, that won't stop us from drinking afterwards.
The lady I'm buying from doesn't have a website yet, but let me ax her if there is a way for you to buy online.
Thank you, non-local person.
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can i bring Crazy Margaret?
-jpj
Crazy Margaret should start doing Pampered Chef.
But would you really want Crazy Margaret demonstrating cooking techniques? With real food? And sharp knives?
crazy margaret selling cooking goods: okay this is a can opener what's used to open cans. if you buy it don't let no one touch it. especially that guy with the dogs cos his dogs got cancer from the lady over at that house that just got out of prison LISTEN TO ME so don't let him touch it or the cancer in the dogs will tie in to you since you're a girl too.
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