He Lets Me Hug Him

Dana: AJ (her son) wants you to call him.

Cookie: Why?

Dana: About that game you let him borrow.

Cookie: *dial-dialy-dial*

AJ: Hello?

Cookie: Yes, may I please speak to AJ, sir?

AJ: Hold one moment, this is his friend, Squirrely McPoopypants.

Cookie: Oh, hello.

AJ: AJ PHONE FOR YOU! *WHO IS IT* Excuse me, may I ask who's calling?

Cookie: This is Cookie.

AJ: IT'S COOKIE *OKAY I'LL TAKE THE CALL* He'll be right here, miss.

Cookie: Thank you, Mr. McPoopypants.

AJ: Hello?

Cookie: AJ?

AJ: Yeah, it's me. Sorry, Squirrely got to the phone before I did.

Cookie: It's quite alright. I heard you had a question about Sims 2.

AJ: Yeah, it's asking me for this code.

Cookie: Ohhhh yeah.. um, yeah I don't have that.

AJ: What do you mean you don't have it?

Cookie: I don't have it, it's like.. on the box or something, and it's some code you put in to register, I dunno.

AJ: Uh.. then how did you play it?

Cookie: Well obviously I had it *when I bought the game*, der. I just don't have it, you know.... any more.

AJ: *silence that speaks volumes*

Cookie: Sorry~

AJ: No problem. Thanks for dashing my hopes.

Cookie: It was my pleasure, really. I frequently enjoy dashing the hopes of 10-year-old boys.

AJ: *SIGH* Bye.

I love that kid.