The Hidden Treasure of .. Wait. What??
Today I logged into Netflix to check my queue, because if I don't get the last disk of The Office soon, I will die.
On the front page, they had a new recommendation for me. It said:
A Hidden Gem For You
Because you enjoyed:
F**k
Jesus Camp
We Think You'll Enjoy:
Zoo
I'm all "Awwww, it's a documentary about a zoo! But why does it have a horse on the front. Are horses in zoo's? Who cares? ZOO! YAY, ZOO!"
So, I click on the "At a Glance" option.
"This documentary closely examines the sensationalized story of a man from Seattle who died from a ruptured colon after having sex with a horse in a barn. Director Robinson Devor transcends the shocking headlines to explore the circle of people who secretly possess an interest in bestiality. Two friends of the man who died as well as a horse advocate provide narration for much of the film.
Releases on DVD Sep 18, 2007"
Wha... I don't.... Jesus Camp?? Really???? I mean, I could see Clerks II. "Your interest in a movie where fucking a donkey is hilarious makes us think: HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE FOR REALS???"
And then I'm all "Wait, it doesn't even release until Sep 18th."
You guys.
Netflix TOTALLY thought I wanted to know about this hidden gem. In advance.
~
Wha... I don't.... Jesus Camp?? Really???? I mean, I could see Clerks II. "Your interest in a movie where fucking a donkey is hilarious makes us think: HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE FOR REALS???"
And then I'm all "Wait, it doesn't even release until Sep 18th."
You guys.
Netflix TOTALLY thought I wanted to know about this hidden gem. In advance.
~

3 Comments:
oh cooks, you and your donkey shows. even netflix can see right through you!
1) That's clearly a "born in a manger" connection.
2) OUCH!!
Netflix has your back. *snerk*
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