Things I Want to Blog About But Haven't Yet

Male strippers.
Homeade Christmas Presents.
How this guy at work keeps trying to save my soul.
Miss Mary Mack.
Survivorman.


But I'm so sleepy, so I will only blog about how today I was looking around on Amazon cause I'm going to buy myself a few things for Christmas. It's belated, I know, but I'm going to forgive myself. I mean, after all - it's the thought that counts.

Anyway, so I'm looking on Amazon and I type in "Seth Rogan" and it's all "Yeah, do you mean Seth RogEN?" and I'm like "NO, AMAZON. I mean Seth RogAN." and Amazon is all "I don't think you do, bitch." and then I Google it and realize I've been spelling it wrong for MONTHS. I'm a nerd so I had to go change it in all the places I remember talking about him.

Part of me thinks that maybe my love for him isn't as deep as I thought because I've been spelling his name wrong. But then the other part of me that KNOWS that I love this man says "What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

And I'm all like "Word, Poetic Cookie. That's deep." and Poetic Cookie is all "Duh, I got it from Cliffs Notes!"

I shouldn't blog when I'm this sleepy.

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