There's a Moral in There Somewheres

I talked to Victor again today, and he was having a hard time understanding the words coming out of my mouth so he gave the phone to his girlfriend.

HIS! GIRLFRIEND!

I am so heartbroken I can barely blog. But like Celine says, my heart will go on. *hand to forehead* It must!

I got yelled at today at work. Not by my co-workers, but by this man who has nothing else to do with his time other than pick me apart. It's funny how almost every angry person I talk to does one of two things.

They either talk and talk and talk and I just listen.

Or they get really silent. You know, like I'll be intimidated? Only I don't get intimidated anymore so I just sit there in silence with them. Because sometimes we all need a breather, and as long as you're taking one.....

Meanie pants'es, is what they all are. I hate to tell y'all MP's, but when you're doing this? When you're rocking my world apart with your misplaced anger? I'm filing (my nails) it all away so when I hang up I can make fun of you. So you just stick that in your craw next time you try to burn down crazytown on some unsuspecting and (most likely) underpaid worker bee.

How hard is it just to BE NICE? Didn't your mama teach you nothin?

The last time I got so mad at a company I could spit, I told that little CSR right off "I'm so mad right now, and I know you don't make enough money to sit here and listen to what I'm about to say, so if you could just put me through to your supervisor..."

If you're wondering who I said that to, it was Columbia House. I think that answers all your questions about why I was angry. Higher-Ups at Columbia House have paychecks that still have the faint smell of sulfur from when the devil signed them. Of that, I am sure.

Okay, well... partly sure.

I'd write more but really, aren't you ready for this one to end? Also, I've got some I Love New York 2 watchin' to get to. They upset spirits of the undead in this one. I simply can't bear to miss it.

Would it be horrible or awesome to be a lost spirit of the undead and then be forced to haunt a house full of reality tv show idiots?

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