If You're Ever on the 25,000 Pyramid...

Last night at the bar, we somehow got on the subject of the Bionic Woman and very strong vagina's. These two subjects were merged into one when one of us (Jaimie) mentioned two words that will forever change the face of .. well, nothing, really.

Bionic Vagina.

What would you do with your Bionic Vagina? Would it have special powers? Do you want to see a list of what we came up with at the bar??

OKAY!!


activate a glowstick
shoot pool
shuffle cards (and deal!)
make change for a quarter (this was later amended to changing american money to euro and also an ATM)
start a fire by rubbing two sticks together
shuck corn
drive a stick shift
crinkle cut fries
whistle the theme from M*A*S*H
pick a lock
book a flight on expedia.com
knit
peel an apple
make a martini (shaken OR stirred)
clip coupons
make candles, light candles, and blow out candles
give a facial
alter a document in photoshop
mulitple orgasms*
dim the lights
tap a keg
access both the imdb and wikipedia
morse code
work at Starbucks
parachute/hang glide
style your hair
haggle
play tennis
clean your jewelry
steer a ship
shoot arrows
reload a gun
break the sound barrier
milk a cow/churn butter
beer cooler/coffee thermos
give mouth to mouth
speak several languages
make a man wish he was dead**
direct a Quentin Tarantino movie
tie a cherry stem in a knot
impeach a president
fold clothes
sign autographs
beat Halo 3 on Legendary***
shine shoes until they're fuckin mirrors
would take the place of a Blackberry
make yeast rolls
win a fight against Chuck Norris
save 15% or more on car insurance

And today I got this text message from Chris:
"collate and staple, fold a flag, pan for gold, build a sand castle"


*WITH a partner
**regular vaginas could possibly do this, too
*** I promised I'd add that one