~Cookie's Alright, Cookie's Alright, She Just Seems a Little Weiiiird~

I had this random thought today:

"If you don't like the groceries I'm bagging, then don't stand in my line."

Makes no sense. But I think if you said it with authority, it would be unlikely that anyone would question you.

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I finally beat Guitar Hero II on medium, and the UFO came and took me away from my totally awesome stage at Stonehenge. That just goes to show you that you MAKE TIME for the important things. Now I want to unlock the guitar you get when you get 5 stars on all the medium songs? First two sets are done. Except for Surrender.

It haunts me.

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I found a Zombie group on Goodreads. We talk about zombies. And books. And zombie books. And also movies.

It's one of those teeny little things that make me happy. I don't know how to describe it, but it sort of feels like I'm a little kid, and God just gave me a new toy. He's all "I thought you'd like this. Now run off and play. Don't forget your inhaler!"

Because in that scenario I am an asthmatic child who rarely gets to play.

Just go with it. It's more fun that way. (I think I just summed up my entire life in two sentences)

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Dana and I had to call a list of people to find out if certain files had closed and the funds had been disbursed.

Example:

Lady: Yes, it closed.
Me: Did it disburse?
Lady: Yes.

Then I hung up. I said to Dana Dane "It made me feel dirty to ask her if the funds had disbursed."

Then it just turned into something incredibly vulgar that (you can ask me more about later) made us laugh so hard it was all tears and wheezing.

(I want you to disburse those funds for me. Then I want you to put it in the mail. You mail me that check, baby. You mail it GOOD.)

It is entirely possible that we need serious help. But we sounded way more cheerful after that when we made all those calls. And isn't THAT what's important?

Mostly?

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