Thursday, June 26, 2008

She's Poke Salad Annie's Cousin from Kentucky

I was surfing around on Amazon one day for cute barrettes, and I ran across this:



So, I immediately made that picture my avatar on MSN messenger, and changed my display name to "Hairnet Sally".

I did not realize at the time that Hairnet Sally would become a character in my head, but I've found myself sending IM's saying things like "Hairnet Sally would not approve." (and she wouldn't. she does NOT put up with any bullshit)

Leslie and Terica, the two people I talk to most on MSN, have also grown quite fond of Hairnet Sally.

Hairnet Sally does not approve of Kanye West.
Hairnet Sally DOES approve of Terica's cheese dip.

Do you see how this works? Are you already imagining how awesome it will be the next time you have a chance to say "Hairnet Sally thinks this is all wrong" or "Hairnet Sally looooves that color on you."

This blog is Hairnet Sally approved.

She does, you know. Hairnet Sally is a big believer in Color Me Beautiful (she's a Spring) and she thinks that color just does wonders for you.

She also really likes your hair like that.

(Hairnet Sally reminds you that when preparing food for company, you might want to pop on a French Mesh Hairnet. You know, just to be safe.)

~

10 Comments:

Blogger fleegan said...

"Hairnet Sally knows exactly what kind of casserole to make for your cousin's funeral."

9:24 AM  
Blogger LBC said...

Hairnet Sally wishes you wouldn't say things like that!

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hairnet Sally LOVES her new lime green pantsuit from Steinmart's.

daph-

11:21 AM  
Blogger fleegan said...

Hairnet Sally always has a coupon for whatever she's buying.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Creative Verbiage said...

Hairnet Sally gets down with the get down!

2:28 PM  
Blogger Creative Verbiage said...

Hairnet Sally says Jaimie needs to respect the coupon.

2:29 PM  
Blogger fleegan said...

Hairnet Sally is comfortable with her own sexuality.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hairnet Sally just doesn't understand these kids today.

daph-

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hairnet Sally says, "that pot is one sexy bitch!"


~K

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright...That's what Hairnet Sally is talkin bout.

4:51 PM  

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