Random Bullshit

We had a pig roast on Saturday night. I'm still eating roast pig. I like it on whole wheat tortillas with mustard. Mustard is my new thing lately. I've been trying to eat better, which means cutting out a lot of mayo. I thought it would be rough on me, but it turns out it's not so bad after all. Who knew??

But I still must have cheese. I cannot say no to cheese! It's far too glorious a thing to refuse.

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Weeks of no blogging, and that's the best I can do? I like mustard and cheese?

Here's something better than that!

Off! has a new clip on mosquito repellent doo-hickey. On the commercial it makes it seem like if you clip it to your shorts, it creates a forcefield around you that mosquitoes can't get through. How badass is that?

But I started thinking, and how long do you think it'll be before we actually do have our own personal forcefields to protect us from swine flus and mad cow diseases, and we just stop touching each other all together?

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I wish there were zombie repellent. It'd make me feel a lot better, just having it around. You know, just in case.

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That's all I got.

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