WHY

I have PMS so bad that I almost want to wear a warning sign. At any moment I could snap and rip the heads off unsuspecting forest creatures. Then I would cry about it. Then I'd be paranoid that someone had seen me and bury the tiny squirrel bodies. Forensics would uncover them, alert the media, there would be a frenzy over what sort of monster could do such a thing, someone would suggest aliens, there would be riots in the street, space robots would come, Jaimie would end the world.

All because my period won't start and just keeps hovering there pumping so many hormones into me that I can't function like a normal person.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

*cry*