Kiddos and Jackie Stallone

I hate when I don't blog for a while, and then I do.. and can't think of anything to blog about because there is too much to blog about.

Angie is due in 4 days. Count'em.. 4 DAYS! I cannot *wait* for the day Miss Lyla Paige screams "FINE! I'm going to live with AUNT COOKIE!" In order for this to happen, I must spoil, spoil, spoil this child. I'm ready for her to pop that thang out so I can get started.

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Laura is having a boy! Her first child is a masculine child. This works for me, now I have a child of each sex to spoil and give back to their parents.

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Last week Celeste had Samuel at work towards the end of the day. I went into her office, got him completely riled up and hyper (you'd be amazed at the reaction you get when you steal 30 cents from a 7-year-old), messed up his hair, pretended to throw him out of the office, and told him he was coo-coo crazy. Then, I left and went back to my desk.

It was exactly as much fun as you'd imagine.

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I can't stop saying this in my head: Yehhh, Jaaackieee...