Like Wesley Snipes, Only Whiter and with a Bagina
Leslie keeps telling me I have a fan. In my mind, I have several, and they sit outside the gate to my house and sing "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon. My subconcious fantasy world has to be a bitch and remind me to be humble. It says to me "Whatareyou, too big for your britches now?" Also, it's Italian, and not afraid to smack me in the back of my head and tell me to go get my fuckin shinebox.
I'm just saying, it's POSSIBLE I've watched Goodfellas one too many times.
And speaking of Deniro, wouldn't it be great (meaning not really. at all.) to have a fan like Wesley Snipes in the movie.. aptly titled.. The Fan?
To actually have someone who reads my blog that I don't know, and wants to meet me makes me very nervous. Look, uh... I'm really not that funny. In fact, someone else writes my material. And they should be fired.
What I really need is a stable of male groupies to be my beck and call girls. Or boys, as it were.
Sadly, I don't see that happening anytime soon.
In the meantime, Bizeggs, you must come to knitting. The friend of my friends is also my friend! And stuff! You should come meet me while I'm still easy to get to, and there aren't like, bouncers checking my guest list for your name, and you won't have to blow anybody for a backstage pass.
~I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee and...~
posted by Cookie @ Monday, November 13, 2006
1 Comments:
Yes, I admit...I'm a HUGE fan!! I think your freakin' hilarious!! Also, we have alot of the same friends. I know Angie and Dwayne. I've always called him Captain cause that was his nickname when he was the doorguy at Antonelli's. Les and I have been friends since highschool. I laughed at the "Drop and Roll Bitch!" blog so hard I almost pissed myself. Also, did Pickle tell u about how I figured out that u know Vin through the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon?? If not, let me know and I'll explain. I can't come this week to knitting. My husband will be home and I haven't seen him in 6 weeks. But I will def. try to make it next week so we can finally meet.
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