Remember our plan of befriending other James Marsters fans and then feeding them laxative brownies in false goodwill, thereby leaving his line almost empty? Insecure actor, virtually empty line? Two charming, hilarious women. A couple drinks.
Ah, but your plan is flawed. You need a third conspirator to distract the restroom attendant so he doesn't alert the caterer that there's some nefarious food-bourne contagion giving people the runs, thereby shutting down the whole event! Honestly, what would you do without me?
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Didn't we have a pact at some point to stalk and bed him? Jail be damned?
I believe it was "Come jail or high water."
Remember our plan of befriending other James Marsters fans and then feeding them laxative brownies in false goodwill, thereby leaving his line almost empty? Insecure actor, virtually empty line? Two charming, hilarious women. A couple drinks.
Seriously. We're genius.
Ah HAHAHAHA! I'd forgotten about the brownies!
We are evil.
And AWESOME.
Ah, but your plan is flawed. You need a third conspirator to distract the restroom attendant so he doesn't alert the caterer that there's some nefarious food-bourne contagion giving people the runs, thereby shutting down the whole event! Honestly, what would you do without me?
Dear God, you are a mad genius!
Anyone who uses the word 'nefarious' is IN.
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